Turbo Dork

Turbo Dork Redrum Metallic Paint

Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum, Redrum! Get it? Blood red... ok I'll go now.

Turbo Dork Sakura Metallic Paint

cherry blossoms in bloom twisting, turning as they fall covering the ground Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the pastels included in the Omakase...

Turbo Dork Sea Food Metallic Paint (DISCONTINUED)

I'm on a diet. When the ocean's foam goes metallic. A green that is perfect for down where it's wetter.

Turbo Dork Shell Shocked Turboshift Paint

Awesome!!! Powered up green to light gray to purple shift paint. Reminds me of a family pet I lost one day in the sewer drain.

Turbo Dork Shifting Sands Turboshift Paint

Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Shifting Sands displays shades of yellow-gold with hints of brown.

Turbo Dork Silver Fox Metallic Paint

If a gentleman with good looks and grey hair is known as a silver fox, then is such a man without hair known as a bald eagle? A mid-range true metallic silver, guaranteed not to tarnish your good...

Turbo Dork Six Shooter Metallic Paint

It is the silver in the bullets that counts against a werewolf, not how many the gun can hold. Dark, almost black, cool grey. This is the darkest of the silvery true metallics.

Turbo Dork Sparkle Motion Flourish Paint

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment.

Turbo Dork Spicy Meatball Metallic Paint

It'll make your knees weak and your arm's heavy. A meaty, warm red metallic. Reminiscent of the marinara sauce on your mom's spaghetti.

Turbo Dork Sugar Rush Turboshift Paint

As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. This is the lightest shift of the Cheat Day Bundle matched set which can be used layered over one of the others or on its own. Even though...

Turbo Dork Sweet Dreams Turboshift Paint

"Sweet dreams are made of this, Who am I to disagree?" This is the mid-range paint of the Cheat Day Bundle matched set in shades of pink, blue and purple with a fleeting wisp of pink. Sweet Dreams...

Turbo Dork Taro Metallic Paint

How many purple foods can you name? Did you remember the lowly, root vegetable known as taro? Taro, the paint, has the just the perfect shade of light purple to make it yummy. Rest assured it is one...