Turbo Dork

Turbo Dork Gold Rush Metallic Paint

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget.

Turbo Dork Ground is Lava Turboshift Paint

Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava is our premier Turboshift and changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and shows its...

Turbo Dork Ice to Never Turboshift Paint

I slept in a flame because it made me feel strong, building up my ice to never thaw. Ice to neverrrrr. Ice to neverrrrrr. This is the mid-range paint of the Chill Out Bundle matched set which can be...

Turbo Dork Ill Gotten Gold Metallic Paint

"Ill-gotten treasures profit nothing, but righteousness brings deliverance from death." Formulated as a contrast color to go with our other metallics. Ill Gotten Gold is not technically a color shift...

Turbo Dork Laserface Turboshift Paint

"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!" Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift.

Turbo Dork Let Them Eat Cake Turboshift Paint

Shouldn't this be, "Let them eat brioche."? This is the darkest paint of the Cheat Day Bundle matched set. Let Them Eat Cake can layered under one of the others in the set or used on its own to show...

Turbo Dork Life on Mars Metallic Paint

Will he ever know if there is life on Mars? This paint is a rusty, red-orange color, perfect for all of your Martians.

Turbo Dork Lunar Eclipse Turboshift Paint

Sun, earth, moon all aligned perfectly to give this paint its purple/red/orange color. This is the darkest paint of the Sky Above Bundle matched set. Lunar Eclipse can be used layered under one of...

Turbo Dork Maguro Metallic Paint

Have you ever seen a blue fin tuna? If not, experience the blue of Maguro without going to Tsukiji Market. Maguro (sans sushi roll fixings) is a pastel that can be used either on its own over a white...

Turbo Dork Malum Malus Metallic Paint

Green, delicious, and hiding a secret. This bright paint is not a true turboshift but nonetheless has a hint of a yellow-green shift. Formulated for airbrush use, but may also be hand brushed.

Turbo Dork Matcha Metallic Paint

Just like the tea for your favorite matcha latte, this paint is specially grown and processed to give just the right shade of pale green. Matcha, the paint, is caffeine-free. It can be used either...

Turbo Dork Miami Sunset Turboshift Paint

Sundown over super cars and super stars. Pink and purple and chaotic hedonism.